I’m going to pretend that Kim tagged me to do this. Even though she didn’t.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Does Panera count as fast food? If not I’ll say Sonic.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? I love me some Cheddar’s. Spinach dip and Hawaiian Chicken Salad baby!
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? The spinach dip from Cheddar’s.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? Thin crust pepperoni with black olives, light on the sauce.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast? I love putting butter and an over medium egg on my toast. But if there is no egg around, then I like butter and cherry preserves.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A picture of one of my trees covered in ice from the great ice storm of 2007.
Q. How many televisions are in your house? Three.
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Left for writing, but I do some things the way a right handed person would.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? My tonsils.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? Probably when I moved the couch back to it’s regular position after the great ice storm of 2007.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No, I don’t believe so.
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Sometimes I think yes, but probably no.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Melody.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? Black. Do you even have to ask?
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? I think I’ve swallowed bugs by mistake.
Q. Have you ever saved some one’s life? Not in a cpr kind of way, but I’ve stopped some people from driving drunk… so you never know.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours? Does Jesus count?
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Yeah. For a lot less than $100 even.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Probably not. Unless I needed the $200k to buy a new liver or kidney or something. Or if someone I loved was being held ransom. But not just because.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? Probably not. $50k would get me a remodeled kitchen, but then I’d want to blog about that. It’s chicken-eggy.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yes, because the only kinds of magazines that would want ME to pose naked would be the kinds that no one I know would ever read. Except for maybe Rodger.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Yes.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Yes but only in a Dexter sort of way. Or if it was Carrot Top.
Q: What is in your left pocket? Nothing.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? I happen to think so.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? I stand. But shower is also a tub so I have sat in it.
Q: Could you live with roommates? My history with roomates sucks. And since I’m married I kind of technically have a roomate all the time now. So um… I guess yes. But not just anyone.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? I think 5.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Hmmm… I got pulled over 3 years ago for expired tags. Does that count?
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A mom and a singer.
Q: Last Friend you talked to? Melisa.
Q: Last person who called you? Also Melisa.
Q: Last person you saw? My co-worker who just walked by my office (lame)
Q: Number? I don’t have a favorite number.
Q. Season? Autumn.
Q: Missing someone? Yes, I miss Isabel. Why must we live so far apart?
Q: Mood? Grumpy.
Q: Listening to? Flight of the Conchords podcast. I am obsessed.
Q: Watching? The monitor as I fill out this meme.
Q: Worrying about? Whether or not I’ll make it all the way through the concert tonight without feeling like an old fart. (The Reverend Horton Heat / Nashville Pussy concert if you must know)
Q: First place you went this morning? In my house? The toilet. After I left my house? Work.
Q: What can you not wait to do? Take a trip up to the Portland/Seattle areas later this year to visit blog friends. ( I’m determined to make it happen )
Q: What’s the last movie you saw? Stranger Than Fiction.
Q: Do you smile often? Yes.
Q: Are you a friendly person? I like to think so.
Ok, there you have it. The first meme of the year. Now who shall I tag??? I think I will tag Lizzy, and Danielle, and Stacy on this one. Surely one of them can find the time to do this right?